10 Best Things About Coming Depression

Like it says.

  1. More family time.
  2. Candlelight is romantic.
  3. “Fed look” replaces “bling” as status conferrer.
  4. Millions empowered to leave dead-end jobs.
  5. Americans lower their carbon footprint.
  6. Sleeping under the stars.
  7. Homeopathic medicines gain new respect.
  8. Top musicians develop a more personal relationship with their listener.
  9. No more buggy software updates.
  10. Rivalry between Nick Denton and Jason Calacanis devolves to who owns bigger refrigerator box.

By L. Jeffrey Zeldman

“King of Web Standards”—Bloomberg Businessweek. Author, Designer, Founder. Employer Brand at Automattic. Publisher, & Ava’s dad. Pete’s brother (RIP). He/him.

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