10 Best Things About Coming Depression

  1. More family time.
  2. Candlelight is romantic.
  3. “Fed look” replaces “bling” as status conferrer.
  4. Millions empowered to leave dead-end jobs.
  5. Americans lower their carbon footprint.
  6. Sleeping under the stars.
  7. Homeopathic medicines gain new respect.
  8. Top musicians develop a more personal relationship with their listener.
  9. No more buggy software updates.
  10. Rivalry between Nick Denton and Jason Calacanis devolves to who owns bigger refrigerator box.