19 Sep 2007 8 am eastern

Inappropriate “Talk Like a Pirate Day” remarks

  1. Aaaaar! Ye have cancer, Mr Finkelstein.
  2. Aaaar! Be leavin’ you, I will, and fightin’ fer custody of th’ youngins, damn yer eyes
  3. Aar! That joint be not mine, old father!
  4. Aaaaaaaar! Home a day early, ye are, husband. This varmint a poor stranger be who lost his clothes.
  5. Aaar! ‘Twas my right of way!
  6. Aaar! The tightening of credit conditions has the potential to intensify the housing correction and restrain economic growth more generally, aar. Today’s action is intended to forestall some of the adverse effects on the broader economy that might otherwise arise from the disruptions in financial markets, aaaar!
  7. Aaar! Yer brat should not play so near me pit bull doggie, aar!
  8. Aaar! Come out with your hands up, blast ye!
  9. Aaaar! Lass, ye come upon me unawares! I bought these for the articles, be it so!
  10. Aaaaaaar! Peace be upon he who follows the guidance: People of America this talk of mine is for you and concerns the ideal way to prevent another Manhattan, and deals with the war and its causes and results, avast!

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48 Responses to “Inappropriate “Talk Like a Pirate Day” remarks”

  1. Ethan said on 19 September 2007 at 8:32 am:

    Dread Pirate Osama. You win at memes, sir.

  2. JJMoho said on 19 September 2007 at 8:51 am:

    Arr, motherfucker!

    Oops… wrong post?

  3. Trip Kirkpatrick said on 19 September 2007 at 9:30 am:

    No no no, it’s “Aarrrrrr”, from the back of the throat.

  4. tq said on 19 September 2007 at 9:49 am:

    In keeping with this post – A Pirate’s Keyboard

  5. Ben Kendall said on 19 September 2007 at 10:39 am:

    @Trip
    I thought it was more from the gut, gotta start the rumbling down low to produce a good quality “Arrrrr” with all the proper tonal variances.

    Also it’s probably inappropriate to use “Arr” in conjunction with any non-pirate kids song. Such as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, very bad form to put an “arr” before it. Can’t think of any piratey kids songs off hand so it’s probably safe to say no “arr”s in kids songs. Then again pirates can pretty much do what they want, provided they can take the consequences should they be caught.

    “Arrrr Woot!” is also probably right out.

  6. Jesse said on 19 September 2007 at 10:59 am:

    @Ben Kendall –

    Twinkle twinkle little starrrr,
    I be wonderin’ what ye arrr.
    Up above th’ mast so high,
    Like a diamond, catch’d me eye.
    Twinkle twinkle little starrrr,
    I be wonderin’ what ye arrr.

  7. Ben Kendall said on 19 September 2007 at 11:30 am:

    @Jesse
    I stand corrected, didn’t think of putting it at the end.
    “Arrr, Twinkle twinkle little star” just didn’t work out, but your version works out great, made me laugh too with the mast part :D

  8. OJ said on 19 September 2007 at 11:44 am:

    Arrrrr… gimme’ back all me shyte arrr!!

  9. Ara Pehlivanian said on 19 September 2007 at 12:07 pm:

    “Yarrr, my fellow scurvy Americans, arr…”

  10. Yellowbeard said on 19 September 2007 at 12:07 pm:

    Aaar! ‘Tis an ancient meme — n’er to be funny again.

  11. Ray McK said on 19 September 2007 at 12:09 pm:

    Buy or watch Zeitgeisat, arrr. (i am not affiliated, arrr. it’s just a worthwhile movie to watch, arrr. imhpo) Oh ya arrr

  12. Dan Wolfgang said on 19 September 2007 at 12:22 pm:

    Avast! Ye be a great entertainer, m’boy. But surely there be more inappropriate lines than these!

  13. Jeffrey Zeldman said on 19 September 2007 at 12:38 pm:

    @Dan Wolfgang: Such as … ?

    (See, this is the part where you do the work.)

  14. Stacey said on 19 September 2007 at 12:42 pm:

    Arrrr – ye be a fellow swashbuckler laddie….glad to meet ya!

  15. Patrick Lee said on 19 September 2007 at 12:50 pm:

    Aarrr! The dread pirate Steve I be. Overpaid for yer iPhone ye have. How do you like them Apples! AARRRR!!

  16. George Kaplan said on 19 September 2007 at 12:52 pm:

    Arrr Principal Smith, but I didn’ think the hearty spitwad would hitt’er, ya landlubber! I must say the teacher is a bountiful lass to me eye! ARR!

  17. Dan Wolfgang said on 19 September 2007 at 12:58 pm:

    Aye, he had the kind o’ face only a mother could love. If that mother be blind in one eye and had that milky white film over t’ other eye, like a bilge rat done drunk too much grog! Ye know what I mean, salty dog!?

  18. Ray McK said on 19 September 2007 at 1:36 pm:

    (See, this is the part where you do the work.)

    Shakespeare is always good for Pirate and MoFo quips. Combining them is fun too.

    To be or not to be, that is the motherfucking question ye salty motherfucker. ARRRRRRRR

    Though this be madness, yet there is method in ‘t, ya scurvy motherfucker. ARRRRRRRR

    What a piece of work is a Pirate! ARRRRRRRR

    We that are true Pirates run into strange capers… ARRRRRRRR

    I am a Pirate. Hath not a Pirate eye/s? ARRRRRRRR

    Asses are made to bear, and so are mutherfucking land-lubbers. ARRRRRRRR

    Get thee to a nunn’ry matey ; ) ARRRRRRRRRR

    Lead On me Matey Motherfuckers! Arrrrrrrrr

  19. Bonnie said on 19 September 2007 at 1:58 pm:

    Arrrrr, it’s not you, it’s me matey. I need be seeing other parrots.

  20. Capt. Moe.licious said on 19 September 2007 at 2:31 pm:

    Arrrrr! Tis a wooden leg, yes. But it shall tickle ye spot lasse! Grrrr…I mean Arrrr!

    Arrrrrr! Ye old whiskey spectacles did me no favors again, as she was a sea cow that burden me bed. The beast trapped me leg upon wakening and I chewed it off to escape it’s devilish grasp! And that is why I have me a peg leg.

  21. monkeyinabox said on 19 September 2007 at 3:09 pm:

    Arrrrrrrrr, Web Standards be damned, tables or ye shall walk the plank!

  22. lander said on 19 September 2007 at 3:09 pm:

    Arrrrr! This picture will keep me company on those lonely nights at sea.

  23. yepirategirl said on 19 September 2007 at 3:33 pm:

    Yarrrr! hello ye fellow pirates, ye poem made me laugh there Jesse, ye wouldent by any chance open for a crew position would ye?

  24. bernie said on 19 September 2007 at 4:12 pm:

    I linked t’ yer article from A Salmagundi of Pirate Tales

  25. Daniel said on 19 September 2007 at 4:50 pm:

    Arrrrr, Cabin Boy George here has blown me down!

  26. Captain Hook said on 19 September 2007 at 5:29 pm:

    Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Methinks ye be needing more lube for this booty, me hearty!

  27. Rick Curran said on 19 September 2007 at 7:24 pm:

    Ah. I thought it was ‘talk like a parrot day. No wonder I was getting strange looks.

  28. Jonathan Snook said on 19 September 2007 at 8:23 pm:

    Arrrr, you are a pirate!

  29. Jason King said on 19 September 2007 at 10:01 pm:

    Aaaar me Navy hearties, ye be questioning the wrong swab if ye thinks I be a pirate. Just minding this booty for a friend be I.

  30. Peter Goddard said on 20 September 2007 at 3:24 am:

    Q: Why are pirates called ‘pirates’?

    A: Because they Aarrrrrr!

  31. Jason Robb said on 20 September 2007 at 4:45 pm:

    Did you see the preview for that new Pirate movie?

    It’s rated ARRRRRRRR!

  32. jim said on 21 September 2007 at 10:59 am:

    Aarrrr Bugger it I can’t be bothered to think of anything funny.

  33. Soapster said on 6 October 2007 at 3:30 pm:

    Aaaaarrrrr, Jeffrey must be needin’ some treasure.

  34. birthday gifts said on 1 April 2008 at 2:48 pm:

    Reminds me of that old talk like a pirate day joke :
    How do you know if you’re a pirate?
    You just ARRRR!
    Man, I love talk like a pirate day! One of my favourite days of the year! Every year I walk into the office and speak like a pirate to everyone. Some of them are a sport : others are just too stuck up. But I have a lot of fun nonetheless! Avast till the next talk like a pirate day! Arrr!!!

  35. Pirate Rolf said on 6 April 2008 at 8:56 am:

    Arrrrrrr! This is really fun. To be pirate and to tal like a pirate was great when we were kids and feels just as good now! (Sometimes one needs to be a kid again for a few minutes – these are mine) Just looking for my wooden leg and the sword ;-).
    Thanks for a great post and as funny comments!
    Rolf – the Pirate

  36. Oil paintings said on 10 April 2008 at 7:49 am:

    Hmmmm may I used this AAARRR in my next article about the unique way of getting the attention of your listeners? It’s kind of interesting. An empty word, yes, but it’s cool.

  37. Pirate said on 15 April 2008 at 7:32 pm:

    I am pretty late to this Arrrrr! party but just in case anyone happens to see this there is a funny piratey Arrrrrr! video at Pirate Video

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    Arrrrr, funny vid in honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day…

    TLAPD – Pirate Wheel Of Fortune

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    ARRRR!
    I like stealin n’ pillaging and

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