From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Meow Mix

I’VE TRAINED my cats to think they’re in charge, and to think they exact a tribute of two breakfasts from me each morning.

Initially I feed them each half a small can of salmon. The white cat finishes first, and scratches at the cabinets for more. As if in response, I feed them each a half can of whitefish, exactly as I always intended to. They finish with gusto, convinced that they’ve won.

I am so in client services.

And if you want to know how to succeed in client services, I’ve just told you.

7 thoughts on “From Those Wonderful Folks Who Gave You Meow Mix”

  1. What if the customer is too proud to scratch on the cabinet after getting half a small product? He’ll just assume small portions.

    The best service is the extra mile you get just for being there. Not from having to ask.

  2. One thing I would add…some cats then learn to just sit in the kitchen and meow all day and expect more, more, and more…said cats need to be dropped off at a farm before they eat all the available food and cut into the supply for the more reasonable clients…err…cats.

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