Proposed Catch-Phrases for the Next Bruce Willis Film

13 Sep 2007 5 pm eastern

E-I-E-I-O, motherfucker!
Hi-ho, the motherfuckin’ dairy-o, motherfucker!
Anchors aweigh, motherfucker!
Hinky dinky parlez-vous, motherfucker!
Skip to my loo, motherfucker!
A tisket, a tasket, motherfucker!
Pocket full of posies, motherfucker!
The cheese stands alone, motherfucker!

[tags]catchphrases, hollywood, screenwriting, scriptwriting, brucewillis[/tags]

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78 Responses to “Proposed Catch-Phrases for the Next Bruce Willis Film”

GK Nelson said on 13 September 2007 at 5:21 pm:

I’m a little teapot, motherfucker!
Ethan said on 13 September 2007 at 5:22 pm:

“A motherfucker in the hand is worth two in the bush.”

…wait, that’s not right.
Joe Fritz said on 13 September 2007 at 5:22 pm:

…and the dish ran away with the spoon, motherfucker!
Phineas said on 13 September 2007 at 5:23 pm:

Ollie ollie motherfucking oxen free, motherfucker!

Or is that more of a Samuel L. Jackson line?
J. Bradford said on 13 September 2007 at 5:24 pm:

All of a sudden, it all makes sense. It’s like you just flipped a switch, and all your recent Tweets were illuminated in glorious goodness.
Chris McMahon said on 13 September 2007 at 5:25 pm:

She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes, motherfucker!

She’ll be drivin’ six white horses too, bitch.

And don’t forget the red pajamas, asshole!
ryan king said on 13 September 2007 at 5:40 pm:

will Samuel L Jackson be co-staring, motherfucker?
Mark Trammell said on 13 September 2007 at 5:45 pm:

Nitpicking from a former sailor (not just some Yacht Rock California vagina sailor):

Anchors aweigh, motherfucker!
Jeffrey Zeldman said on 13 September 2007 at 5:47 pm:

Oops, my bad, Mark Trammell. I blame the media. Fixing. Thanks.
Zephyr said on 13 September 2007 at 5:48 pm:

Que sera sera, motherfucker
barbara gavin said on 13 September 2007 at 5:50 pm:

Little Miss Muffett,
Sat on her mother, fuck-it.
Deaf Musician said on 13 September 2007 at 5:53 pm:

Blueberry Pan Cakes Up Your Ass, Motherfucker!
Bada Bing Bada Boom, Motherfucker!
Dave S. said on 13 September 2007 at 5:56 pm:

Knick knack paddywhack, motherfucker.
Didier said on 13 September 2007 at 6:10 pm:

Why not:
Hello madame what could I do for you today
Greg Bulmash said on 13 September 2007 at 6:12 pm:

Whenever I go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Motherfuckin’ Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar, motherfucker?!
JJMoho said on 13 September 2007 at 6:13 pm:

Never boils, bitch. Don’t you watch that pot, motherfucker!
katy lavallee said on 13 September 2007 at 6:14 pm:

Meep meep! motherfucker
David Sleight said on 13 September 2007 at 6:20 pm:

Little bunny Foo Foo, I don’t like your motherfucking attitude!
Ollie said on 13 September 2007 at 6:38 pm:

Garrrrr, motherfucker!
cpher said on 13 September 2007 at 7:00 pm:

How much motherfuckin’ wood could a woodchuck chuck, motherfucker?
Philip said on 13 September 2007 at 7:23 pm:

Ay, caramba, motherfucker!
Luke Visinoni said on 13 September 2007 at 7:29 pm:

Next time, be sure to wait 30 minutes after eating to go swimming, motherfucker.
Dave Mohrman said on 13 September 2007 at 7:49 pm:

Since “Yippie Aye oh Kiyay” was part of the “Quick Draw McGraw” cartoon theme song, how about these two spin-off phrases:

I’ll do the thinin’ around here, muthafukah, and don’ you furgetit!

This looks like a job for El Kabong, muthafukah!

Although, my money is on “The cheese stands alone, motherfucker!” That made me laugh out loud!
Ben said on 13 September 2007 at 8:02 pm:

Jack Spratt couldn’t eat no muthafuckin’ fat, and his bitch wife wouldn’t get off her ass and cook, neither.
Ray said on 13 September 2007 at 8:17 pm:

“Semper Fi Mother Fuckers”
Jason said on 13 September 2007 at 9:07 pm:

I’m not the pheasant plucker, mother fucker!
Adam said on 13 September 2007 at 9:40 pm:

Ashton Cutcher, motherfucker!
Jim Hathaway said on 13 September 2007 at 10:03 pm:

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gire and gimbel in the wabe, motherfucker
Shawn Blower said on 13 September 2007 at 10:24 pm:

Mother Fuckin’ Goose would be proud of all you.
Ray McK said on 13 September 2007 at 10:44 pm:

What motherfucker pissed in yer cereal that made you start fucking over Bruce’s motherfucking shit, motherfucker?

Motherfuckerisms:

My kingdom for a motherfucker
O Motherfucker, Motherfucker! wherefore art thou Motherfucker?
Goodnight sweet Motherfucker!
To be or not to be, that is the motherfucking question.
Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, motherfucker!
A Motherfucker! A Motherfucker!
Though this be madness, yet there is method in ‘t, motherfucker.
What a piece of work is a motherfucker!
We that are true motherfuckers run into strange capers…
I am a motherfucker. Hath not a motherfuckers eyes?
Asses are made to bear, and so are motherfuckers.
Off with his motherfucking head!
Eye of newt, and toe of motherfucker

Alas, poor Motherfucker! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

Lead On Motherfucker
John Winkelman said on 13 September 2007 at 11:14 pm:

Quoth the raven, “motherfucker!”
Erin said on 13 September 2007 at 11:28 pm:

Don’t have a cow, motherfucker!
TheBrad said on 14 September 2007 at 1:02 am:

Namaste, motherfucker!
Jason Campbell said on 14 September 2007 at 1:16 am:

I can has yippee kay yay motherfucker?
coldclimate said on 14 September 2007 at 4:32 am:

Where’s my vest motherfucker!
Thomas Thomassen said on 14 September 2007 at 4:43 am:

Hasta la vista, muthermucker!
Tim Cunnell said on 14 September 2007 at 4:59 am:

She’ll be coming round the motherfucker, motherfucker!
Fluff Daddy-O said on 14 September 2007 at 6:00 am:

You fuck! You fucker’s fuck! Don’t you fuckin’ look at me!

Doh! Nevermind. Copyright infringement.
will said on 14 September 2007 at 6:55 am:

father brother sister mother fucker
cpher said on 14 September 2007 at 7:47 am:

I’M IN UR CAMP, STEALIN’ YOUR FLAG, MOTHERFUCKER!
Mark said on 14 September 2007 at 7:50 am:

Th-th-th-that’s all motherfuckers!
Keith LaFerriere said on 14 September 2007 at 8:12 am:

Go eat cookies in YOUR bed, motherfucker!
Josh Stodola said on 14 September 2007 at 9:15 am:

Fuck the fucking fuckers!
Nick said on 14 September 2007 at 11:40 am:

Motherfucker! Ha! I just wanted to say it…
Terry Tolleson said on 14 September 2007 at 11:42 am:

Via con dios, motherfucker!
Dan Halpern said on 14 September 2007 at 11:50 am:

Time to make the donuts, motherfucker!
Bill H said on 14 September 2007 at 12:35 pm:

I can’t wait to see how this post ranks in google for certain keywords.

Expect an interesting breed of people to start visiting the site.
Richard said on 14 September 2007 at 12:37 pm:

Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down motherfucker.
The farmer’s in the dell, motherfucker
Hey Diddle Diddle, motherfucker

Zeldman dot com, motherfucker (cheap plug!)
lander said on 14 September 2007 at 1:19 pm:

Dying ain’t much of a living, motherfucker.
tzRhymez said on 14 September 2007 at 1:22 pm:

Pop goes the motherfuckin’ Weasel!
Lullaby and goodnight… Motherfucker!
John Winkelman said on 14 September 2007 at 2:07 pm:

Ave Atque Vale, motherfucker!
Bazooka Joe said on 14 September 2007 at 3:25 pm:

Sew buttons on your underwear, muthafucka!
Santa Fucking Claus said on 14 September 2007 at 4:20 pm:

I taw I taw a motherfucker.

Boom chika wow wow, motherfucker.
Jamaica Mon said on 14 September 2007 at 6:13 pm:

Smoke THIS, Motherfucker-Mon!
Tim Kenington said on 15 September 2007 at 1:57 am:

Haha…classic! Bruce would be so proud.
Shayne said on 15 September 2007 at 8:13 pm:

Help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up Motherfucker!
Aakash said on 16 September 2007 at 1:39 am:

I saw Live Free or Die Hard in the theater… It was certainly not bad.

I actually came over here because I just saw your name, at this page of the WordPress website. The five-year ‘Blogiversary’ for my main weblog just ended about 20 minutes ago… I have been using Blogger. I was considering, awhile back, to switch to Movable Type, or to TypePad, but could find no solid reason to do so. I am likely going to start a new blog however, and I have been wondering what blogging service to use. I remember when WordPress was started, and now, it seems that this is the one that people are using.

It says at that WordPress page that their “Post Preview” feature was one reason why you chose it. But as far as I know, Blogger, Movable Type, and GreyMatter (is that one even still around?) all allow you to preview blog entries, before they are published, and I am assuming that TypePad does as well.

Is the WordPress ‘Preview’ feature different? I see that that page notes that their ‘Preview’ feature shows how your entry will appear, “in your current theme.” Does that mean that when you click the “Preview” button, it shows that entry, as if it were published, along with all the other entries on your blog’s front page, as well as your blog’s template (in other words, does it show your blog’s actual home page, as if it would be, if you published that entry)??

Also, I have been told that WordPress is “free” – and their website says the same. But do they provide you with web space (like at yourname.wordpress.com) for free, as well (like Blogger does, with yourname.blogspot.com)??

I have web space available, through my university’s student web server, and I can purchase a domain name, which will re-direct there. But if WordPress offers free server space – like Blogger does, with “…blogspot.com” – then I would prefer to use that.

I apologize for getting off topic, in this entry, but I know that your weblog deals a lot with web design and blogging – and I would like to get this underway, before long. Any assistance you can provide will be much appreciated. Thank you!
Awar said on 17 September 2007 at 11:30 am:

to the above post:
Wordpress mutherfucker!, Do you speak it!!?

also:

Duck, Duck , Goose! motherfucker!

or..

Red Rover, Red Rover, send MY ass over motherfucker!
Chris Herberte said on 17 September 2007 at 7:20 pm:

Oh! We ain’t got a barrel of motherfuckers…
Dave Mohrman said on 18 September 2007 at 11:42 am:

No more monkeys jumping on the bed, motherfucker!
CheapDomain said on 18 September 2007 at 12:23 pm:

wow! nice post and great tutorial! Thanks!
Crag said on 19 September 2007 at 11:27 pm:

Sorry, I thought it was: duck, duck, gray duck, motherfucker!
Vince said on 24 September 2007 at 10:39 pm:

Get out from behind the curtain, motherfucker!
Manichattan said on 26 September 2007 at 6:08 pm:

All your base are belong to us, motherfucker.
rml said on 27 September 2007 at 5:44 pm:

If, god forbid, Bruce dies in the next one:

Et tu, motherfucker?
r@d@r said on 4 October 2007 at 6:48 pm:

ca plane pour moi, motherfucker!
i am the walrus, motherfucker!
are you experienced, motherfucker?
c’mon shake it on baby, twist and shout, motherfucker!
i am an antichrist, motherfucker!
don’t step on my blue suede shoes, motherfucker!

but the great Motor City Five beat us to this one long ago:

kick out the jams, motherfuckers!!!
Cawlin said on 15 October 2007 at 1:46 am:

Hakuna matata motherfucker!

Green sally up, green sally down motherfucker!

Stop drop and roll motherfucker!

I do NOT like green eggs and ham motherfucker!

One fish two fish red fish blue fish motherfucker!
Dante Keebler said on 17 October 2007 at 4:56 pm:

There’s a time for living and then there’s a time for being a motherfucker!
It’s mom’s birthday. NOWS the TIME!
Tison said on 18 October 2007 at 12:34 pm:

“Knock Knock”…”Who’s there?”…”Mother”…..Mother who?”….Motherfucker Motherfucker!!!!!
Tison said on 18 October 2007 at 12:35 pm:

“If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck odds are it’s a mutherfucker”.
susi said on 16 November 2007 at 6:14 pm:

I LOve Bruce Willis ;-)
greeze
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