Proposed Catch-Phrases for the Next Bruce Willis Film

  • E-I-E-I-O, motherfucker!
  • Hi-ho, the motherfuckin’ dairy-o, motherfucker!
  • Anchors aweigh, motherfucker!
  • Hinky dinky parlez-vous, motherfucker!
  • Skip to my loo, motherfucker!
  • A tisket, a tasket, motherfucker!
  • Pocket full of posies, motherfucker!
  • The cheese stands alone, motherfucker!

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78 thoughts on “Proposed Catch-Phrases for the Next Bruce Willis Film

  1. She’ll be coming around the mountain when she comes, motherfucker!

    She’ll be drivin’ six white horses too, bitch.

    And don’t forget the red pajamas, asshole!

  2. Whenever I go out, the people always shout, there goes John Jacob Motherfuckin’ Jingleheimer Schmidt.

    Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar, motherfucker?!

  3. Since “Yippie Aye oh Kiyay” was part of the “Quick Draw McGraw” cartoon theme song, how about these two spin-off phrases:

    I’ll do the thinin’ around here, muthafukah, and don’ you furgetit!

    This looks like a job for El Kabong, muthafukah!

    Although, my money is on “The cheese stands alone, motherfucker!” That made me laugh out loud!

  4. Jack Spratt couldn’t eat no muthafuckin’ fat, and his bitch wife wouldn’t get off her ass and cook, neither.

  5. What motherfucker pissed in yer cereal that made you start fucking over Bruce’s motherfucking shit, motherfucker?


    My kingdom for a motherfucker
    O Motherfucker, Motherfucker! wherefore art thou Motherfucker?
    Goodnight sweet Motherfucker!
    To be or not to be, that is the motherfucking question.
    Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, motherfucker!
    A Motherfucker! A Motherfucker!
    Though this be madness, yet there is method in ‘t, motherfucker.
    What a piece of work is a motherfucker!
    We that are true motherfuckers run into strange capers…
    I am a motherfucker. Hath not a motherfuckers eyes?
    Asses are made to bear, and so are motherfuckers.
    Off with his motherfucking head!
    Eye of newt, and toe of motherfucker

    Alas, poor Motherfucker! I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy.

    Lead On Motherfucker

  6. You fuck! You fucker’s fuck! Don’t you fuckin’ look at me!

    Doh! Nevermind. Copyright infringement.

  7. I can’t wait to see how this post ranks in google for certain keywords.

    Expect an interesting breed of people to start visiting the site.

  8. Ashes, Ashes, we all fall down motherfucker.
    The farmer’s in the dell, motherfucker
    Hey Diddle Diddle, motherfucker

    Zeldman dot com, motherfucker (cheap plug!)

  9. I saw Live Free or Die Hard in the theater… It was certainly not bad.

    I actually came over here because I just saw your name, at this page of the WordPress website. The five-year ‘Blogiversary’ for my main weblog just ended about 20 minutes ago… I have been using Blogger. I was considering, awhile back, to switch to Movable Type, or to TypePad, but could find no solid reason to do so. I am likely going to start a new blog however, and I have been wondering what blogging service to use. I remember when WordPress was started, and now, it seems that this is the one that people are using.

    It says at that WordPress page that their “Post Preview” feature was one reason why you chose it. But as far as I know, Blogger, Movable Type, and GreyMatter (is that one even still around?) all allow you to preview blog entries, before they are published, and I am assuming that TypePad does as well.

    Is the WordPress ‘Preview’ feature different? I see that that page notes that their ‘Preview’ feature shows how your entry will appear, “in your current theme.” Does that mean that when you click the “Preview” button, it shows that entry, as if it were published, along with all the other entries on your blog’s front page, as well as your blog’s template (in other words, does it show your blog’s actual home page, as if it would be, if you published that entry)??

    Also, I have been told that WordPress is “free” – and their website says the same. But do they provide you with web space (like at for free, as well (like Blogger does, with

    I have web space available, through my university’s student web server, and I can purchase a domain name, which will re-direct there. But if WordPress offers free server space – like Blogger does, with “…” – then I would prefer to use that.

    I apologize for getting off topic, in this entry, but I know that your weblog deals a lot with web design and blogging – and I would like to get this underway, before long. Any assistance you can provide will be much appreciated. Thank you!

  10. to the above post:
    Wordpress mutherfucker!, Do you speak it!!?


    Duck, Duck , Goose! motherfucker!


    Red Rover, Red Rover, send MY ass over motherfucker!

  11. ca plane pour moi, motherfucker!
    i am the walrus, motherfucker!
    are you experienced, motherfucker?
    c’mon shake it on baby, twist and shout, motherfucker!
    i am an antichrist, motherfucker!
    don’t step on my blue suede shoes, motherfucker!

    but the great Motor City Five beat us to this one long ago:

    kick out the jams, motherfuckers!!!

  12. Hakuna matata motherfucker!

    Green sally up, green sally down motherfucker!

    Stop drop and roll motherfucker!

    I do NOT like green eggs and ham motherfucker!

    One fish two fish red fish blue fish motherfucker!

  13. There’s a time for living and then there’s a time for being a motherfucker!
    It’s mom’s birthday. NOWS the TIME!

  14. “Knock Knock”…”Who’s there?”…”Mother”…..Mother who?”….Motherfucker Motherfucker!!!!!

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